Dear Global Warming,
Would you be so kind not to forget the North of Europe?
You’ve made Al Gore, this looser, fly all over the globe to teach us how here to stay you are.
First please keep in my that in you advertisement name, there is global. So you are suppose to be, global. So it means that if it is June and I am here in northern Europe you are suppose to visit us, as well. You might have lost your bearings with all the turmoils in Europe, I can understand. OK, you took a rest, waited for the situation to settle. Well, it ain’t going to settle down here I am afraid, so get back to business, the show must go on. In a nutshell you owe us a big visit.
Second in your coined name there is warming. Bloody hell, where have you been? I am sitting on a summer day in front of my computer because it is too cold for me to walk the park without catching a cold. Warm, that is what we’ve been told, now it is time to perform.
Please don’t take it personally, I just had recently a bad time and am in a bad mood so am longing for you. I know you might be hot blooded like me and react too emotionally, well take it more like a wish you were here message.
I am looking forward to see you around here,